Q: What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A: A panda rolling down a hill.
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt panda.
Q: Why do pandas have fur coats?
A: Because they’d look stupid in denim jackets.
Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they’re in black and white.
Q: What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
A: A panda that’s fallen in cement.
Q: What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A: A panda stuck in a revolving door.
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